Top 10 Dumbest Pet Products


There’s no better way to irritate your furry friend than to press them to the floor and forcibly clothe them.

Pet Stroller

Any reasonable pet owner knows that carrying your cat out into the noisy and unpredictable world with you in a small, confined space is a very, very bad idea.


This punny product is meant to give your pooch a fashionable manicure or pedicure. Just like people!

Babble Ball

The Babble Ball is a toy that either talks or emits various sounds when touched. This toy could provide for two very unfortunate scenario

Chuckit! Ball Launcher

Originating in China, Pugs were probably used as royal gifts or for barter in China as well as Tibet and Japan, eventually making their way over to Europe.

Dog Poop Freeze

Although it is slightly embarrassing and nauseating to crouch down and pick up the steaming pile that Poochie just deposited, it is a necessary aspect of dog ownership; otherwise, there wouldn’t be a square foot of clean earth in Central Park.

Kong Stuff’n Paste

A Kong is a rubbery, snowman-shaped toy that dogs apparently go nuts over. The primary reason for its popularity is the fact that the Kong can be filled with food, treats and practically anything else.

Vibrating Massage Mitt

It’s the purrfect gift for any pet! Haha get it? But not really. This product is marketed as a massaging mitt that relaxes pets and strengthens the bond between pet and owner.

Secure Outdoor Cat Run

Your cat will thoroughly enjoy being confined in a weird green tube…thing for hours on end, being taunted by small animals protected by the layer of fabric that separates your cat from the fun, vibrant world.


Just look at the picture! I am not even going to bother to comment on the sheer stupidity of this product.